Bake Off

well I know it’s half a year away, but I was inspired to write a send up of the Great British Bake Off WARNING: the odd swear word Bake Off It’s getting to that time of year again When our screens are invaded by a farm load of corn fed, field raised, free range eggsContinue reading “Bake Off”


Primani Let’s hear it for Primark! That cut price clothing behemoth Where people flock and shop with shock At ridiculous bargains, eyes agog. Fill yer baskets, fill yer baskets, Baskets like plus sized body bags Shove it in, yer jeans, yer shoes, Yer jim jams, yer panties, yer bags of rags. Come along to theContinue reading “Primani”