Don't Call Me Baby

Hey you With your misogynist mouth And your sexist salubrious sarcasm Call me sassy Call me badass Call me spunky Call me gutsy But DON’T call me baby! Hey you With your miniscule dick on fire and your brain in your balls Call me fearless Call me feisty Call me brave Call me powerful ButContinue reading “Don't Call Me Baby”

Sitting at the Doctor's Surgery

I’m sitting at the doctor’s surgery I’m sitting at the generic magnolia doctor’s surgery Waiting to tell her my worries and thoughts Because I am sick, surely soon I’ll face death The Grim Reaper will be snogging away my last breath And the demons and angels will be playing crosses and noughts With the discountContinue reading “Sitting at the Doctor's Surgery”