Letter to Santa

Dear Santa I know I haven’t always been a good girl But please give me a bleedin’ break I don’t ask for much, but every woman has her desires For goodness sake. I run myself ragged, day in, day out Autism mum first and foremost Harassed bitchface, mardy cow There are days when I don’tContinue reading “Letter to Santa”

Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy

Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy Its holiday time in the land of the curvy It’s big girls’ vacation to Benidorm Me and Janet and Brenda and Mabel Are sunning it, keeping our bazookas warm. Our lady bits hiding behind pink bikinis Designed to hold nuclear weapons in tow The spillage is startingContinue reading “Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy”