The M Word

CAUTION: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL CONTENT

Man sits with his
hand down his pants
Masturbating sir?
Fiddling with your bits?
And that is acceptable

Woman sits with her
hand down her pants
Masturbating madam?
Playing with your clit?
And that is NOT acceptable

He’s
Spanking the Monkey
Jerking the Gherkin
Beating his meat
Waxing the carrot
Tugging the slug
Burping the worm
Playing pocket pinball
Pulling the Pope
He’s wanking
He’s wanking
He’s wanking

And guess what?

WOMEN MASTURBATE

We’re
Auditioning the finger puppets
Fanning the fur
Buttering our muffin
Diddling Miss Daisy
Playing the piano
Petting the bunny
Flicking the bean
Smacking the pony
She’s wanking
She’s wanking
She’s wanking
(but ‘nicely’)

And why do all the
female wanking
euphemisms
Sound so goddam acceptable
So goddam wholesome
So goddam
NICE!

Do we have to be
beautified and stereotyped
even in masturbation?

Is it because it sounds
gentler falling upon
women’s ears?

Or less offensive
Screaming in the ears
of the men?

©2020 Sarah Drury

Oedipus

CAUTION – EXPLICIT

Oedipus

You’d had a three in the bed you said
You smelled of expensive whiskey
If I’d have taken a match to you
You’d have burned in Hell
I loved you
But I didn’t love your insensitive mouth
When it ran with tales of sex and indiscretion
Of screwing whores and adultery
You must have fucked the telephone directory
Or be bullshitting

I fell into your trap
Sitting for hours online spouting utter crap
About how we’d make such sweet, sweet love
Insanely when we met
Had I slept with any women
But never wanting to know whether
I’d fucked any sexy men
Maybe you were just jealous
Or threatened

We skipped the light fandango
Took foolish risks
Burning sheets alight with red hot sex
I never liked a penis
But it was all part of the thing with men
A soulless blow job
Was part of the meal deal
Cucumber when you’re partial to peaches

You never hid any of your other seedy conquests
You relished in detailing the bitter facts
How Annie in Dublin had the perfect pussy
And you’d taken the perfect picture
To commemorate the perfect fucking fuck
And what was I supposed to do?
Get on my feet and applaud?

I don’t know why I always went for older guys
Maybe I saw in you a patriarch
Maybe the lines on your face promised me
A map of my heart
Some may say it was Oedipal
But I wouldn’t know
I have no memories
Of my father

©2020 Sarah Drury

Night Nurse

WARNING: EXPLICIT THEMES AND LANGUAGE. 18+

I used to live in an area frequented by prostitutes. It was quite tragic as many of them were doing it to feed a drugs habit. It got me thinking about how hard hit they must’ve been, and also risking their lives. Please don’t take offence at the keyworker bit, it is tongue in cheek. i am not demoting of the role of keyworkers!!

I stand on the
Quarantined corner
Have been doing for
Quite some time
Flogging my nether-nethers
Fucking Coronavirus!
Knocking my business
Out of line

You try having a screw
Two metres apart
Social fucking distancing
And don’t even start
On the hygiene
When has this game
Been about keeping
Fucking clean

You can’t
Wash your hands
After every sordid punter
Loitering around
On a dirty street corner
Hand sanitiser
Doesn’t work on dicks
Risking my life
For a handful of
Dirty pricks

Try giving a blow job
In a surgical mask
Most of these men
Want it
Hard and fast
They look for an
Adrenaline pumped up
Danger screw
And I’m one of
The only few

Have to keep working
Can’t claim the
Coronavirus benefits
Don’t have any tax returns
Government can screw it
If they think I’m
Paying tax
On a few
And far between
Fuck
In these testing times
Finding a punter’s
A matter not of business
But suicidal luck

Call me a maverick
Boris
I bet you’ve had
Your share
Screwing in hotel rooms
With blue rosettes
In your Tory hair

And on Thursday nights
I can stand with pride
And revel in the applause
For I am a keyworker
Boris
Not just one
Of your filthy
Whores

©2020 Sarah Drury

You Fucked Her

WARNING! ADULT THEMES. EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. SWEARING.

A Poem about my cheating ex.

YOU FUCKED HER

You were Jesus
I always thought
You went away
With an
Honourable dick
All I wanted was
Loyalty
You returned with
Your halo
Of guiltlessness
Stinking of
Sanctimonious
Shit

So why did I
Find myself
Acting like a fucking
Neurotic bitch
MI5
Russian spy
And I had it coming
Pussy pics
On floppy disc
Interrogated
Your sorry ass
‘but look at that
Perfect pussy’ you said

And I knew you had
Fucked her
I Wanted to punch you
In your fucking
Lying head
Technology was
Your Judas
Sold for a sordid fuck
And a hard dick

It was worth your
Crucifixion
Bear your cheating cross
And see if
A perfect pussy
Will resurrect
Your lying ass.

© 2020 Sarah Drury

Let me Fuck You Like I Do in My Dreams

WARNING!!! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!!

I wrote this about a woman i fell in love with two years ago yet it wasn’t meant to be and we never even got to have a relationship, let alone make love.

One day honey
One day
When the world is ours
And time is ours
And none of this fucked up shit is ours
Let me fuck you
Slowly
With tenderness
Let your alabaster flesh
Play a mirage
Upon my besotted eyes
And your hush-hush longing
Beckons me inwards
A promise just for us

You, a goddess
On the brink of sensory annihilation
Me
A devotee
A wilful servant of your sensory
Purity
And my hands
Trembling like tender leaves
In a breath-like summer’s breeze
Brush your perfect skin
Baby-tender newness
With the guilt of nothing
But with the will of a hooker
Who wants to feel the win
Who wants the taste of sin
Who needs to feel her soul

Inside your mind
I find
Myself
Perfectly aligned
We slip into secrets
Skimming over whispers
Your face like a promise
With your bee-sting lips
Your breasts are so perfect
I say a prayer to taste them
To embrace them
I feel like I’m fucking an angel with wings
And fuck feels like the wrong word
For the purity of the goodness
I worship before me
Your aura so dazzling I cannot see
Heavenly
Iniquity free

Yet I’m yearning for a taste of jubilation
When you cum
Fingers slipping
Cries of lust
Love-bedecked caverns
Juices flow
Pleasure below
Honey
With a shudder
Of sunshine
Biting into flesh like a sweet nectarine
Exploring places unseen
Trying so hard
But can’t keep the mood clean

And the universe aligns
And we lose sense of time
And I feel you’re all mine
Your sweet lips part
To utter thanks
I place mine over
Then touch my lips to yours
So you can taste your sweetness
As we stay entwined
In each other’s
Souls
Two halves made whole.

© 2020 Sarah Drury