Hello

Bit of fun about being plus sized: Hello Hello It’s me in my plus size knickers Nothing to do with my obsession with Mars Bars, Twix, Dairy Milk or Snickers My plus size knickers Black satin, double gusset, masquerading as sexy, toyboy pickers Tailored for the Chinese takeaway, fish and chips, pepperoni lickers Hello It’sContinue reading “Hello”

A Coffee and a Cake in Costa

I Feel as though my poetry has been getting a bit heavy, political and depressing lately and that’s not the kind of person that I am, so here’s something a bit lighter… I’m getting rather larger My sugar is getting as high as a pensioner on weed Or a gang of middle aged women, experimentingContinue reading “A Coffee and a Cake in Costa”

Resolute

Do not read if swearing shocks you!! Resolute So, it’s a new year And I’m supposed to be making a heartfelt resolution As though being a new me is a miracle bloody solution As though being the old me is a heinous crime And I should be having some sort of criminal prosecution Some sortContinue reading “Resolute”

Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy

Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy Its holiday time in the land of the curvy It’s big girls’ vacation to Benidorm Me and Janet and Brenda and Mabel Are sunning it, keeping our bazookas warm. Our lady bits hiding behind pink bikinis Designed to hold nuclear weapons in tow The spillage is startingContinue reading “Holiday Time in the Land of the Curvy”