Shit Mum

WARNING: SWEARING ALERT! Yesterday was a tough day where I felt like a totally bad parent. I felt like rocking with a teddybear, sucking a dummy and banging my head on a wall! I must defiantly admit it I didn’t think as a mother I would be so shit A northerner, a salt of theContinue reading “Shit Mum”

Resolute

Do not read if swearing shocks you!! Resolute So, it’s a new year And I’m supposed to be making a heartfelt resolution As though being a new me is a miracle bloody solution As though being the old me is a heinous crime And I should be having some sort of criminal prosecution Some sortContinue reading “Resolute”

A New year Ode

Well, its New Year, a time when people all around the world are celebrating. A time when people get together, when families and friends unite. But there are many lonely, elderly people who don’t have that privilege and will be sitting at home, alone and lonely. My heart goes out to them. Here is myContinue reading “A New year Ode”

The Birds and the Bees

How do you have sex mum? How are babies made? Then I glance at my phone And see my son has been asking our friend Google Home And our Google friend is no holds barred He says the penis goes inside the vagina And I gaze at these robotic, grown up words And wonder ifContinue reading “The Birds and the Bees”

I Remember a Time

I remember a time Back when our innocence was Christmas And love was Christmas And peace was Christmas And Joy was Christmas Today I cancelled a haircut I cancelled a haircut because I’m living on the bones of my arse And I don’t want my child to wake up to no presents I don’t wantContinue reading “I Remember a Time”