A New year Ode

Well, its New Year, a time when people all around the world are celebrating. A time when people get together, when families and friends unite. But there are many lonely, elderly people who don’t have that privilege and will be sitting at home, alone and lonely. My heart goes out to them. Here is myContinue reading “A New year Ode”

Sitting at the Doctor's Surgery

I’m sitting at the doctor’s surgery I’m sitting at the generic magnolia doctor’s surgery Waiting to tell her my worries and thoughts Because I am sick, surely soon I’ll face death The Grim Reaper will be snogging away my last breath And the demons and angels will be playing crosses and noughts With the discountContinue reading “Sitting at the Doctor's Surgery”

The Birds and the Bees

How do you have sex mum? How are babies made? Then I glance at my phone And see my son has been asking our friend Google Home And our Google friend is no holds barred He says the penis goes inside the vagina And I gaze at these robotic, grown up words And wonder ifContinue reading “The Birds and the Bees”

Happy Birthday Jesus

Happy birthday Jesus Lying in your simple manger Lowly, meek, humble, commercialism a stranger bet ya didn’t know that years to come your beloved day of birth would become a multitrillion franchise that gifts of gold and myrrh and frankincense by men proclaiming themselves wise would morph into a creed of greed whilst children pleadContinue reading “Happy Birthday Jesus”

I Remember a Time

I remember a time Back when our innocence was Christmas And love was Christmas And peace was Christmas And Joy was Christmas Today I cancelled a haircut I cancelled a haircut because I’m living on the bones of my arse And I don’t want my child to wake up to no presents I don’t wantContinue reading “I Remember a Time”